Ever wonder about Labor Day? Ever try to make plans? Ever
want to do something besides sit inside and watch the Jerry Lewis Labor Day
Telethon? Here’s a few ideas:
10. Find out who is in labor, why it is taking all weekend,
and tell her to PUSH.
9. Google Labor Day, find out why we have it, and celebrate
the fact that it is a working person’s holiday to celebrate the efforts of
American labor.
8. Point out to your spouse that the “honey-do” list you
have been given is sacrilegious, making her hard-working spouse work on a day
pretty much dreamed up to give us an extra day off.
7. Go ahead and finish the list anyway, because your spouse
is quick to remind you that she never gets a day off.
6. Make the pilgrimage to Ace, Lowes, or Home Depot. Body
armor and a reinforced credit card are recommended.
5. Hit the beach, the mountains, the amusement park or your
preferred vacation destination, cause now’s the time when it’s really not that
crowded. Not.
4. Add enough chlorine to the pool to cancel out the family,
friends and semi-potty trained kids that will visit for one last summer dip.
3. Break out the grill, the ice cream freezer and untangle
the dry rotted volleyball net in the garage.
2. Winterize your white belt and shoes for next year. You
probably want to stow the seersucker too.
1. Ponder the fact that Christmas is less than four months
away…and 2014 comes a week after.
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